hey, you!

tired of waiting for that KIRBY PLANET ROBOBOT DELUXE KIRBY TRIPLE DELUXE DELUXE THING THAT ISN'T REAL AND THAT I JUST MADE UP?

well do i have the time (and egg) killer for you!

introducing KILL MAGOLOR WITH HAMMERS, a new high score based sub (but not at all) game, where your goal is to hit that EGG SHAPED FUCK as far as you can!

FEATURING...

• 18 kirby colors to unlock!
• upgrading your swing and bounce power to hit him even farther!
• the shoppe that green magolor owns!
• 8 different songs that play randomly when you hit that bastard!
• rather comedic distance ranks and comments from magolor!
• an AUTOSAVING SAVE SYSTEM??? NO WAY!!! goodbye passwords!!
• comedy gold! i hid it on my private island. can you find it?

also included in the windows download is a text file that you should read after youve played for a bit that details some things that arent immediately obvious!

so what are you waiting for? download or hit play in your browser and start beating the SHIT out of that STUPID FUCKING EGG!

(NOTE: the browser version does have like two audio issues (from what i played), the title drop sound plays at the wrong time seemingly, and the music won't fade out when magolor slows down for whatever reason.)

(NOTE 2: if youre confused on how to switch costumes, the shift key cycles through the ones you have unlocked, although it does so in a predefined order, and NOT the order you've unlocked them in, i know it doesnt make much sense.)

inspired by kill the noise simulator